1. a complete lack of whiffle
2. An alternative to go big or go home
3. Skip Whiffle Ball, Play in the big leagues.
4. Whiffle spelled with an H, because fuck you, we can.
Snail Racer is No Whiffle
A somewhat puerile rallying-call, usually exclaimed just moments before actually whiffing.
Bro! No whiffle, bro!