|1.||No Kiss November|
The month when women with boyfriends who are participating in the so-called manly event, "No Shave November", become so disgusted and turned off by their hairy men that they choose not to kiss them...a retaliation towards No Shave November!!!
Boyfriend: Yeahhhh, I'm being manly and participating in No Shave November!
Girlfriend: Oh, you mean No Kiss November?
Girlfriend: No Shave, No Kiss, The End!