~ Commentator (East Coast)
"What's wrong with our DI?"
~ Mango (West Coast)
"Your DI is horrible. Trust me. Your DI causes you to die."
"Our DI rapes. We like to have fun, so we let let each other combo each other. That's how it works. We're not super-serious like you guys."
"Alright. In the East Coast, we got this saying called 'No Johns'."
Revival of Melee 1 Crew Battle Commentary
n00b: "Yeah, but Marth isn't my main character."
Me (as well as crowd): "NO JOHHNZZ SON"