The rules are as follows:
1- no masturbating your own penis
2- if you are caught lying about No Jerk January, you will forever be looked down upon by the very bros you love so dearly.
this means that girls can do it for you, or if your into it, dogs, guys and tit mice
Chapman: There is no way your gonna be able to do it, so I'll join in as well.
Garrett: I think this is going to be great for me, maybe I will start talking to girls.
Walshy: Hey guys, I can't do No Jerk January since I don't talk to girls and enjoy my brazzers password from Jake. Its much better than having to talk to bitches to get a handie. I've never even talked to a girl before.
Chapman: Your such a soft bitch Walshy go hang out with your scumbag roommate Jake.
Garrett: I'm gonna go talk to a slut and hopefully she'll help me out, it's only January 3rd and I'm already dying.
Jake (walking into the room): dude my boys Travis, Laders, Mitch and Cam all completed No Jerk January. I on the other hand could not make it past January 2...