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5. Nixon
Penis.
She only likes him for his large nixon.
Suck my nixon!
It looks like his nixon must have gotten caught in some farm machinery.
1. nixon
A bowel movement. Shit.
I gotta take a nixon.
by Geezer Dec 4, 2003 add a video
2. nixon
When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.
Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!
3. Nixon
(Verb) A variation of a motorboat. While a man is shaking his face between two breasts he will hold up peace signs and say "I am not a crook!"
He started to give me a motorboat but then he started giving me a Nixon
4. Nixon
A man who attempts to engage in intercourse without a condom without his partner's awareness... i.e. a tricky dick.
"I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He's a total Nixon."
6. Nixon
When you go down on a woman, vigorously lavishing in the act (see fnar fnar) while tweaking her nipples simultaniously.

The raised arms and facial action - much like the action of a motor boat, but to the snatch region, should be representative of Richard Nixon's double handed victory sign.

Best results are returned by mumbling "I am not a crook" into the vaginal area.
Woman: "Oh yes, Yes, YES! You are such a bad boy!"
Man (or woman): "ruhuhuh - I am not a crook"
OR
Man 1: "What were those noises, and what's all over your face?"
Man 2: "Oh that? I was just giving your mum a Nixon"
7. nixon
After you get charged with a crime you get away with it.
Man I got a nixon in court today.
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