Top Definition
Nitpat (KNIT-pat)

Noun

1. Word used to describe something that is so utterly vile, disgusting, and or grimey.

2.N-Squared

3.Forbidden sexual experience involving lots and lots of feces and or N-Squared

Verb

1. A type of dirty sexual experience.

2. Grimey activity that will require an acidic shower after participating, followed by a complete bleach down
Stupid Ass 1:"Those teenagers are going to try to nitpat after school. Want to come?"

Smart Guy: "FUCK THAT SHIT!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS? ONCE YOU TRY IT, YOU ARE HOOKED FOR LIFE!!! THAT SHIT IS SO DIRTY."

Stupid Ass 2: "Sounds cool. I heard it's like 2 girls 1 cup."

Smart Guy: "2 girls 1 cup is only a fraction of nitpat. It can only begin to describe it."
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"I saw a a dog fucking a dead guy."

"That's almost as fucked up as Nitpat."

"almost....."
by ymcaftw September 02, 2010

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