nisbet

extremly small town in Central PA; has one store but it is mostly farm land and woods; the most exciting things there are tractor pulls and the riverlots on the weekends; very lame but loved by everyone who lives there

Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
Hanging out in Nisbet.
Really? Sweet!

by rockrules45 August 30, 2010

Nisbetitis

(Also known as HCS - Horse Cock Syndrome) A rare condition whereby a male penis is exessively large, and near superhuman.

Hey, I heard that kids got Nisbetitis.

by Josiah Escobar January 16, 2006

The Nisbet

That girl in the group who everyone has got with. You know everyone shes been with because they're all sitting in your living room playing Pro Evo.

Luke: Where have you been?
Adam: I stayed at The Nisbets, didnt I!

by thescienceoffundsmanagement March 31, 2010

nisbetting

To put questions on a test that have not been discussed for at least 2 years, and expecting one's students to know the answers.

I failed that test the other day, since my teacher was nisbetting.

by angrysuperhawk November 15, 2014

Nisbet

An extreme idiot that cannot comprehend a word being said to them. Takes things to literal. Plain out dumb fuck

Hey I know that Nisbet!

OMG mom stop being a nisbet, you're embarrassing me!!!

Stop being such a nisbet

nisbet

by Ralph the 2nd October 6, 2015

Nisbet's law

This law states that no subject or topic is considered taboo during lunch or food-consuming intervals.

*During lunch*

Mark: Was playing with my foreskin lint last night, then fapped to some loli. My keyboard is encrusted with ginger pubes and dick cheese.

John: Jesus fuck, always when we sit down. I call this Nisbet's law.

by IP3Cali April 29, 2010