Bloke 2: What was it like man? Paint a picture?
Bloke 1: Just perfect man, hourglass like, boobs were great, ass was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! She was perfect.
Bloke 2: What was the Nipple to Breast Ratio like?
Bloke 1: Ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.
Bloke 2: Get out of my life.