Signs of an oncoming Nintova's wiitness visit include:
-Strange banjo music playing from an unknown source
-Everyone in the house (all four of you) gathering in front of the door to answer it
Things that will increase your susceptibility:
-Being a member of a family of four
-Having 3 other multi-cultural friends
-Just having four people being in the general area
-When opening the door yell: "NO NINTOVA'S WITNESS!" and run like the dickens. Turn off all lights and hide in a corner until sunrise (even if the sun is already out).
-Some people will say that assuming the fetal position is also helpful, but "experts" claim there is no conclusive evidence of this
-Also do not share hiding spaces. It makes the fear into a more concentrated substance. (They can taste your fear)
*Member of multi-cultural group of four opens the door*
Japanese dude: "We would like to pl-"
Member of multi-cultural group of four: "NO NINTOVA'S WIITNESS!"
*Slams door as everyone picks different corners and waits until dawn*