Video games that i had.
Like SNES, Gamecube, and Wii.
Wait, dont forget my Gameboy!
Jim: Wanna play my Wii?
Jim, Bob, Bill and Tom: *start playing the wii and play mario kart wii*
Jim: 1st place!
Bob: Right behind you! *uses koopa shell on jim*
Jim: DAD GUMMIT!
Bill: 2nd place!
Tom: DAD GUMMIT! 12TH PLACE!
Wii: can you just STFU and play the game!?
Jim, Bob, Bill and Tim: Ok nintendo. whatever you say.
The Disney of video games.
Nintendo's a great gaming system even though their products are geared for children, but that doesn't mean I won't play them!
The only good thing to ever come out of Japan.
Ping Pong: "Nintendo ching chong chow."
Video game company that used to make good games a billion years ago. Nowadays their games are strictly "baby games". If anyone over the age of 10(that's 10 months, not years) is caught playing nintendo games they are usually beaten to death with a blunt object. It's okay though, they deserved it.
Billy- "Hey Greg, wanna go play Wii at my house?"
Greg- "Wii isn't that Nintendo?"
Billy- "Yeah, so?"
Greg- "So Nintendo games are for babies."
Billy- "But I LIKE Nintendo games."
~Greg smashes a PS2 over Billy's head and calls him a douche, people around them begin to cheer.~
1.A Gay-ass game company who only has one game a teen would like,"Gears of War
2.A Gay-ass game company who made a device that was desined to hert people and brake glass and TVs,otherwise known as the "Wii
1.Wow,Nintendo is gay...
2.God damn it!My stupid Wii broke my TV!
A company which, while having fallen on hard times recently resorting to churning out Pokemon and other childish games to survive, must be respected for dragging the video game industry out of a freefall in the mid-80s.
Nintendo kind of sucks now, but thank God they were there in 1985.
Crappiest shit company ever. Makers of what may quite possibly be the worst fucking games ever. And Rush8192, you won't have to worry about your sanity if you are over the age of 10, you stupid fucking cunt.
Nintendo sucks huge donkey dick.
P.S. Rush8192 is a stupid 8-year old fucking retard that needs to stop wanking off to pictures of Princess Peach.
A fricken homosexual gameing console that's producers suck ass and is now referred to as the "kiddy console"
2: get a real console shazbot!