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23.
Video games that i had.
Like SNES, Gamecube, and Wii.
Wait, dont forget my Gameboy!
Jim: Wanna play my Wii?
Bob: Yes!
Bill: YES!
Tom: YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!
Jim, Bob, Bill and Tom: *start playing the wii and play mario kart wii*
Jim: 1st place!
Bob: Right behind you! *uses koopa shell on jim*
Jim: DAD GUMMIT!
Bill: 2nd place!
Tom: DAD GUMMIT! 12TH PLACE!
Wii: can you just STFU and play the game!?
Jim, Bob, Bill and Tim: Ok nintendo. whatever you say.
by u2dvdbono August 09, 2010
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36.
Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

There is no known cure.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"

You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."
by HarvesterOfSorrow August 16, 2006
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37.
Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

There is no known cure.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"

You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."
by HarvesterOfSorrow August 16, 2006
8 16
 
38.
Synonymous with fanboy.

A fantastically successful company known for bringing video games to the masses, Nintendo is home to at least attempting innovation, and despite some dissent among "hardcore" gamers that Nintendo caters to kids, tends to succeed more often than not -- if not critically, then at least commercially.

Though they tend to deny it, Nintendo inarguably possesses the greatest legion of fanboys any console company has ever seen. "Character Battles" that occur on popular websites rarely see any non-Nintendo character win, despite game sales figures which would suggest other characters would win. The most popular games also tend to be Nintendo, almost all the time -- even though sales figures do not support such popularity.

While sales figures of the Nintendo Wii have been staggeringly high, game quality is particularly low, especially when compared to Microsoft's XBox 360, the Sony Playstation 2, and even Nintendo's own Gamecube. Meta-review scores of Nintendo Wii games by independent websites are nearly all below-average, while, despite a general poor implementation of the WiiMote/Nunchuck control inputs, User Reviews rate them at a much higher level.

The only explanation is fanboy.
When someone talks about how great something is, that has great market success, but which is, in actuality, quite mediocre:

"You're so Nintendo."

Translated: "You're such a fanboy."
by Kylearan September 02, 2007
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39.
To parents:

Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?"

You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."

You: "........"

Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"
by HarvesterOfSorrow August 15, 2006
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40.
To urinate. A reference to the fact that Nintendo have named their latest games console the Wii (pronounced Wee) which in most English speaking cultures mean to urinate.
"I'm off to have a quick Nintendo"

"Do you need to to do a Nintendo or a number 2?"

"I'm desperate for a Nintendo"
by Louis Berk January 10, 2007
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41.
nintendo used to be " the shit ". with games such as Duck Hunt and Super Mario. Nintendo was replaced with crap such as X BOX and PS1 and PS2.
Get the hell off your nintendo and go make some friends!
by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006
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42.
a gaming company whose most relatable aspect is its similarity to "the heifer that never learned."
The cow that doesn't seem to get the concept of Electric fence, and no matter how many times it walks smack into it, never understands that that shock came as a direct result of the fence.
donate to the "teach nintendo to advertise" fund.
by Link the Wolf June 05, 2005
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