Video games that i had.
Like SNES, Gamecube, and Wii.
Wait, dont forget my Gameboy!
Jim: Wanna play my Wii?
Bob: Yes!
Bill: YES!
Tom: YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!
Jim, Bob, Bill and Tom: *start playing the wii and play mario kart wii*
Jim: 1st place!
Bob: Right behind you! *uses koopa shell on jim*
Jim: DAD GUMMIT!
Bill: 2nd place!
Tom: DAD GUMMIT! 12TH PLACE!
Wii: can you just STFU and play the game!?
Jim, Bob, Bill and Tim: Ok nintendo. whatever you say.
by u2dvdbono August 09, 2010
The cute dimples on the small of a woman's back just above her ass. When you you hold a woman's waist in doggy-style, it's like playing a nintendo controller.
Was in the bar last night and this one girl walked by with a skimpy littel shirt on, her nintendos were so sexy I couldn't focus on anything else.
by Donjavaman October 18, 2011
An innuendo that has something to do with video games. Do note that the console or game does not have to be made by nintendo.
Here is an example of a Nintendo:
(So last night I was pressing it harder and harder but the dude still wouldn't move. I think my controller's broken.)
by DubstepKilledPop June 04, 2014
Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

There is no known cure.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"

You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."
by HarvesterOfSorrow August 16, 2006
Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

There is no known cure.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"

You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."
by HarvesterOfSorrow August 16, 2006
A game corporation. They make these games.

Mario Bros.
The Legend of Zelda
Donkey Kong
Wii games

They like milking franchises. Meaning they release like two to four damn games in a year. Mario Bros. sucks! Zelda sucks! Donkey Kong is alright.
Fuck Nintendo. I am a Playstation fan.
by negrosahn May 25, 2015
n. The "Fisher Price" of the video games industry.
n. A virus related to that which was responsible for the zombie apocalypse, however, this virus does not completely destroy the brain of the host. Instead, it creates a ravenous disciple of the one true god (IMHOTEP, AAHem - NINTENDO).
Don't touch him, I think he has nintendo
by farouticus August 24, 2013
To parents:

Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?"

You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."

You: "........"

Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"
by HarvesterOfSorrow August 15, 2006
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