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57.
A once respectable gaming console company in the mid-80's to early 90's... It has now fallen to a shameful level of using desperate capitalist measures, including cheaply made merchandise (eg: Pokemon), and releasing games that are high in graphic and low in storyline/maturity.

It's mascot is Mario, a stereotype Italian who fights enemies often named after racial slurs for Italians. (eg: goombas)

The oldschool Nintendo generation has grown up, and it's fanbase now consists of fanboys whom are too young to ploy their parents into buying a Playstation 2 (PS2) with GTA3, or a high end computer capable of playing Battlefield 1942 or even Quake.
Nintendork: "Wow, Metroid Prime with it's cheesy alien-zapping HalfLife ripoff game play and tedious backtracking is awesome! And it's the long awaited sequal to a l33t game that was a hit before I was even born! This is obviously the best game ever made!
Common Sense Gamer: Shut the hell up and pick up a copy of Starcraft or Battlefield 1942 if you want good gaming.
by hatred May 16, 2003
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Only insulted by those who dont understand their history, innovation or excellence, Nintendo is making a comback in the present time (2006). They started out as a japenses card maing company 100 yrs ago, asd ar enow one of the three giants of trhe gaming world. The predjudice against them are mainly they are a kiddy console or that they arnt very good. THis is rubbish. Nintendo are beating Microsoft and in some cxases Sony in the he gaming market. THis is coming from a SOLELY gaming compmany going head to head against HUGE corperations, with extra-curiccular money spinners. Nintendo will endure and release the best games. Fact. Nintendo have never ripped off. This is impossible, as 90% of the games people claimed to have been "ripped off" have been made AFTER the nintendo ones. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT! Nintendo are quaality over quantity and any arguemtn against them will be won. Nintendo invented 90% of the technology and inovations in todays gaming market. We take on allcomers. Fact.
Microsoft: haha look at our new wireless joypad with a d-pad and everything!!! OMG why are you ripping of Halo with Goldeneye and Metriod??
Nintendo: *sigh*
by Flava February 21, 2006
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Innovation and mother of the gaming industry
D-pad
Two player gaming
four player gaming
Internet gaming (satellaview)
Light gun (zapper)
Shoulder buttons (L and R)
3d! (mario 64)
rumble pak
ANALOGUE
touch screen gaming
Mic (speak or blow in to DS)
and they sold 1.5 million units of a game that you can only play for 10 mins a day! (brain training series)
NINTENDO REVOLUTION! - controller that defies what you think of as an imput device for games, set to make the mouse seem 'old hat'
and completey outsell the PS3 and 360 as the DS is smahing the PSP in the face.
by Mani G February 17, 2006
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Possibly one of the greatest Gaming co. of all time. Kicks Sony and Xbox's butts. They're the only PURE gaming company. (Sega was too, but they dont make systems anymore.)So many haters say Nintendo is a company for kids, but im 13 (not a good example) and still play Pokemon(occasionally), Mario (Can't stop playing) , and as a matter of fact, I refuse to Play an XBox, and use my bro's PS2 for a DVD player! They lead the Gaming industry in innovations.
PS2 guy- Our new Game system has internet acess, Online gameplay, and not to mention the MOST games produced!

XBox guy- We suck, we all know it.

Nintendo- We have all that PS2 crap too, but our games are a heck of alot better.
by Siliva2 July 27, 2006
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18.
A catch-all term used by parents to refer to any video game console, including those not manufactured by Nintendo.
Parent: When I was your age, I played outside! I didn't have my face glued to a Nintendo all day!

Child: Dad, please. This is a PS3.
by roundthewheel January 10, 2008
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To parents:

Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?"

You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and you only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."

You: "........"

Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"
by HarvesterOfSorrow August 14, 2006
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What a jerkface would call "homosexual" or for "kiddies", is really a real company with many fun and rather educational games. Get over the fact that it doesn't make games to satisfy your bloodthirstiness or need to play a game you can masturbate to. Nintendo is the father of video gaming, why don't you just LIVE WITH IT.
Nintendo is fun, educational, and a great thing to do when you have spare time.
by mrhappyface April 24, 2010
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a cool gaming company. Everyone loves all the fanboy shit games with blood and violence and "wicked" graphics, but really nintendo is a better gaming company. They feature really cool systems and are really creative in designing games-who woulda thought of super mario bros. and all those coool little guys in a wierd world called nintendoland? I mean, c'mon its cool!
Nintendo is fun and not scary
by huggaboo May 16, 2005
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