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The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)
Scholars maintain that it a reverberation of morning wood... similar to an after-shock associated with earthquakes Morning wood is to ninja wood as Earthquake is to after-shock. This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)
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