2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.
3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.
3. Detective: How'd he die?
Cop: He got ninja stricked...
Detective: Holy Shit..