It is incredibly boring having someone explain a piece of work to you. For that reason, "Ninja Report" should replace the title of any report written for any purpose, at all times.
Marshall: "...So I was meant to turn in a report about Using 23-b-3 Spurious Class Action Precedent to Contest a Class Certification Order Based on Lack of Commonality and Numerosity..."
Ted: Dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like "The Ninja Report" or something?
Marshall: Okay, yeah, fine whatever.. So um I was supposed to turn in "The Ninja Report" yesterday
Group: Oooh wow, cool