free-ninety-nine

When something costs nothing because one stole it.

Dude it cost me FREE-NINETY-NINE.

by Mark Towe December 6, 2005

ninety nines

taking way to long to do something

Tara: where's jeff? this guy's always late.
Jay: no kidding,he always takes 99's.

by jay dubb November 2, 2004

One Ninety-Nine

It is a leg rub that costs exactly $1.99

One Ninety-Nine

by Anonymous_Person_69 March 19, 2014

Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 11, 2010

nostrils ninety-nine

nostrils ninety-nine is the largest number in the world. the only number larger than infinity.

i love you nostrils ninety-nine times more than a fat kid loves candy.

by mynameis7 July 4, 2007

dime plus ninety nine

One Dime plus ninety nine Dime.
So it's 100 Dime.

Perfect girl to you got 10/10 full score. Girl with 100 Dime - 1000/10.

Your true beauty's description looks so good that it hurts, you're a dime plus ninety nine.

by windtalker December 22, 2006

dime plus ninety nine

"gurl ur a dime plus ninety nine dont even know what your worth"

someone who is so good lookin it hurts

Gurl look at him he a dime plus ninety nine damn

by LIl_Sammi February 24, 2005