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When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.
Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.
by Go Mets December 03, 2006

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