1) battery used to back up an alarm clock in case the electricity goes out, insuring that the alarm will sound in one hour and twenty minutes. The exact time it takes to get hard again. Normally you wouldn't care but this pie is an unbelievable ram and you can't risk the alarm not going off, like your hog.
Hey Pinjat, give me a pack of reds, a dozen horses and a nine volt. And yea, I will have some of your beef jerky even though you pray to it.
by JB February 24, 2004
i needed a battery to play my mp3 player but I didnt have any AAAs' so i used a nine volt and my mp3 player started to smoke
by twisted961 August 05, 2007
The sensation you get on your tongue when licking ass for the first time, much like the sensation when putting your tongue on a nine volt battery.
by mikef91 July 21, 2005