Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.
by Nilf January 8, 2007
by not_mickeyd_i_swear January 10, 2005
Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.
by Amoebabadass August 19, 2007
by FatCobra September 19, 2005
by gordon devoch November 16, 2003
by king of canada June 19, 2006