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while driving in your car start to scream at little kids running past your car while masterbating to gay porno with your another man in the car (prefibly) your son. Start to shit all over the car seats and have whip cream bottle at ready. then open up your ass hole a start to squirt whip cream up your ass and have your partner/son begin to suck out the choclaty white liquids.
hey baby wana perform the nilander

sure
by serdargurhan January 14, 2011

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