An arrogant douche bag with terrible athletes foot and a small and inoperable prick. Also, more likely than not, a closet homosexual. Generally found to be tolerable at first, under careful scientific scrutiny, has been found to lower IQ and severely impede intelligible conversation. While it is well known that most self destruct when they reach prime in high school, the survivors tend to go on to make life miserable for those around them. Often found slumming around bars, slicking back their greasy hippy hair, and generally reeking of Ed Hardy, Abercrombie and Fitch cologne, and failure, they are well known to crash cars on icy bridges for attention. Additionally, as they are both manically suicidal and terrible drivers, it is important to note that, should you ever have the misfortune of meeting one, it is recommended that you either commit Seppuku, or risk being contaminated by a severe case of athletes foot, paranoid fantasies of a world government, and ultimately a fatal case of self entitlement/worth. Additionally, should one ever encounter such a specimen, it is of the utmost importance to bathe regularly and brush ones teeth. Those that have smoked Marijuana with him will understand how wretched it can be to be drawn into a conversation from which there is no end. For those, the only medical remedy is Seppuku.
"Holy shit, that guy is a total Niko."
"Douche doens't cover it. He's a Niko."
"They didn't just salt the earth, they Niko'd it."
"I wouldn't wish Niko upon those poor souls."
"If one more Niko shows up at this party, I'm going to kill myself."
by Betteroffdead August 19, 2011
Top Definition
Niko is a French adjective to qualify someone close to perfection. It is used to talk about semi-god or very beautiful men AND very modest people as well.
"Have you seen the new intern at AL ? He's such a Niko..."
"I would love to tap that Niko"
by Garni July 26, 2006
A dope guy to chill with that gets all the hot girls in the block, n tears shit up in the bed
Where's Niko at?
by .ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg January 19, 2009
"Niko" To be loved by a man in an unforgettable, unsurvivable way.

A Niko isn't just a man, he is a mystery. His scent is mesmerizing, maybe like wind on a raining storming night but hard to define, which makes it even more captivating. Niko holds your face in his hands looking so deeply into your eyes that it goes to your soul. He does this while he makes love to you, making you feel like you are the most precious beautiful creature he has ever touched. He can fuck you for hours like a reckless caveman too. His naked body is perfect, beautiful, sexy and works every time. He has boundless imagination and energy in the bedroom. Niko will never be unfaithful to you. If a sexy woman is talking to him, He'll pull you close and introduce you as his girlfriend. Anytime you are with Niko is a sweet time, watching TV, cooking together or having sex, It's all magical--all of it. A Niko hides pretty foiled covered chocolates in your coat pockets in the winter. You find them in the most unexpected times, each time it stops you cold and makes your heart almost hurt, it's so damn sweet. He sends cookies in the mail for your sick dog. Niko makes his woman feel more beautiful than she really is, because he sees her that way. When you make love with Niko you fall into a heavenly state that you'll never see again with anyone else. He is a great love, a big love, a giant unforgettable, soul melting, irreplaceable love. If you lose your Niko, he will haunt your days and nights.
He "Nikoed" her. She had the time of her life.

"Oh mom!!! He's such a Niko!!!!!"
by ellennelly November 13, 2011
A sexy boy who tears shit up in bed. He has a big ego, but only because EVERYTHING works out for him. Very lucky, opinionated, and hates "niggers". Takes him a month to realize he likes something, and his girlfriend is always right.
God niko, fuck me NOW.
by Alanaaaaaaa January 20, 2010
An epic hero, who rapes all others
"Nikos is a god"
by john9945 April 22, 2010
Nikos is the character on TV that appears to be the underdog but once you get to know him is breathtaking. Nikos has the most honest eyes that melt like caramel. His smile is straight out of a cheesy Taylor Swift song. He is creative, and shy, but deep down a really great person. Even if he himself doesn't recognize it. He is naturally hilarious, but has so much more natural charm than he lets on. He really cares- if you ever meet Nikos remember he is worth knowing/loving.
"I just met a Nikos- total catch!"
by lorelaigilheartsalf June 23, 2013
A really cute, Italian guy that rides a motorcycle. He is super hot and can get any girl he wants.
Niko- Ciao Americana!
Isabel- Ciao Niko!

Niko- Posso prendervi sul mio motociclo?
Isabel- Si! :)
Isabel- OMG! Niko just asked me if I would go on his motorcycle with him!
Alex- OMG!! You're so lucky! He is soooo hot!
by bffwhoweoalltheway February 22, 2010
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