she lives in New Mexico and fucks the chupacabra all night long!
"Yes, and I think I want to marry her."
"We all do."
Person 2 : " Yeah, i know what you mean. She HAS to be named Nikki."
That is the hottest nickname a girl could ask for!!
Wonderful in bed, and as a bonus she'll throw in some animal noises and will talk dirty to you in spanish.
But she's not easy!