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16.
showing that what ever the (black) person is asking,doing, trying to do, or saying is completely unresonable,retarded, messed up, or is just not going to happen upon your standards.

Should ONLY be used if you are black and if the person you are directing it to is also black.
Person 1:I'm gonna make more money than you.
Person 2:Nigga PLEASE!
by mirgine December 27, 2007
 
1.
When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.
Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005
 
2.
Slang that means "Give me a break." Or anything similar in meaning.
"I got laid last night!"

"Nigga please."
by IceWarm June 21, 2004
 
3.
a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.
Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass.
Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better.
Guy 1: Nigga please.
by Woobie May 28, 2005
 
4.
a phrase commonly used to show disapproval or disdain towards another individual or comment.
person A: Yo dude check out this crackin ass shirt i got.

person B: you still got a busted ass grill!

person A: nigga please
by wordsmith January 21, 2004
 
5.
A fine cereal, ask for it by name!
I just had some nigga please cereal last night. Damn was it good! Came with free kool-aide too!
by Xtrminatr August 22, 2005
 
6.
Exclamatory interjection typically spoken by African Americans who doubt the veracity of another's claim.
Kee'sha: "Girl, my baby daddy got hisself a new job!"

LaQuinta: "Nigga please!"
by UrbanLexicographer February 22, 2008
 
7.
A brand of cereal primarily consumed by African American families who are very suspicious of the term. Also can be called nigga, please.
1. SEE: SNL
2. Children: 'More Nigga Please PLEASE!'
3. Joe: 'What's for breakfast?'
Sarah: 'Nigga PLEASE...'
Joe: 'You don't gotta get mad I'm just asking what is for breakfast'
Sara: (Points at box) 'Nigga Please!' (In a nice voice)
by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005