1) A homemade drink invented, naturally, through a drunk mistake by annoying dumbass rich little Caucasian boys taking a break from being gay on ecstasy in, of all places, that godforbidden fake brick covered taint of the universe and true home of Flanders, Edmond, Oklahoma. Nig nog's recipe consists of six parts standard egg nog to one part chocolate syrup. Tastes like the exact opposite of haterade, which is bitter and somehow kind of empty. Does not contain malt liquor.
2) The best holiday beverage ever created; sadly it was made first by rich racist cracker assholes who ironically still have the fanciest whips in town, just like their slave-owner great-great-grandfathers, even though slavery is illegal; nig-nog is positively tits with a splash or three of Hennessey or other fine cognac. Add vodka for an ersatz White Russian that will kick your ass. Drink at Kwanzaa, Christmas, or because it's Friday, whenever you can. If you're a honky, you'd better call it "chocolate egg-nog" around black people or you will probably die soon.
3) Sweet female ejaculate sometimes produced by glands inside the vagina of a black woman when she has an exceptionally powerful orgasm. Most easily produced through gentle, slow cunnilingus with careful probing use of fingers. It is delicious, has a heavy musky taste that is awesome and is clinically proven to make Don Imus very horny and happy. Perhaps he will find a new job involving this somehow as his only alternative is cleaning the toilets at the residence of Howard Stern.
1) I saw a little jackoff wigger named Rod from Edmond, Oklahoma lean out of his whip to offer an actual black man some "nig nog" in OKC. CSI identified the remains of the little idiot through dental records a decade later.
2) "Happy Kwanzaa, now hand me some booze for my nig nog, my brother. I'm so happy I can say "nig nog" without fear of an ass kicking because I'm black."
3) Former radio host Don Imus, broke and alone, was recently seen outside his cardboard box performing the Nappy Head Dugout on a team of five nappy-headed hoes for a sandwich and a roll of Canadian pennies. He licked the clit of their power forward for an hour and drank the yummy nig nog that squirted from her hole as she cummed loudly.
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What black people drink at christmas, instead of egg nog
Pass the nig nog ya nig nog
by Nig Nog and Rum makes ya dumb December 15, 2004

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This phrase has absolutely _no_ racial dimension, despite appearances. It is a Northern British (e.g. Yorkshire) term referring to a silly person. It does not derive from nigger and should not be considered racist at all.
Tha cawn't even spell thi own name -th'art a bluddy nig nog
by Christopher P. Martin April 09, 2006

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Variation on "nigger", evoking stereotypical African tribal chanting, dancing etc. Although very offensive today, many people wouldn't have regarded it as such in the past when it could also just mean "idiot".
"Straight outta the banana tree,eh? Well, let me tell ya this, nignog, you go stealing white man's motorcars, you give white man stick. Right?" - Film: Scum, 1977

"Sort yourself out, you nignog."
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A mixture of watermelon juice and milk, enjoyed by blacks during Christmas. Similar to egg nog.
Michele Obama plans to serve nig nog at the white house this year for Christmas.
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nig nog is a seasonal beverage that consists of 2 parts egg nog, and 3 parts schlitz malt liquor.
"damn nickel, your breath smell like nig nog!"
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Two part chocolate egg-nog, four parts Hennessey, with a watermelon wedge. Seasonal drink enjoyed by african-american. Possible side effects include: instant gold teeth, no job, corn rows, and swelling of the lips.
I za gonna be get crunked up on dat Nig Nog dis yer bitchs.
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a slang term for black people popularized by Samuel L. Jackson's movie Formula 51; my sister's favorite word
My sister says, "I hate the nig-nog's next door."
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