A saracstic person, usually on the speech team who makes fun of kids in wheelchairs. He also is obsessed with candy thus resulting in obesity. In two words: fat bastard.
"Hey Daniel Niemeyer, what is happening?"
"I'm eating skittles."
"oh I see. Hey Ian (child in wheelchair)"
"Hey Ian why don't you go up some stairs, oh wait you can't!"
"Danny that wasn't a very good comment to make on Ian. He can't help that he is in a wheelchair."
"Yeah, he can. Hey Ian just get out."
"Wow Niemeyer you are a fat bastard."