Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.
HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:
Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.