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A dumbass channel aimed at suburban rich white protestant bush-supporting children. Only suburban and rich kids that are spoiled can ever get on air unless they give free trips for the "poor" children and then shows the poor children on the tv to humilate them.
Rocko's Modern Life was the shiz, as well as all of their other shows which showed alot of ooze and other sick stuff featuring a good variety of people. Now only white people are show on it unless it's some black person that is known to be "hip" and "ghetto" like.
by myself November 28, 2004
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A suckish channel for children who never saw real TV. In the 80's and 90's, it consisted of outstanding and loved shows such as "Hey Dude", "Are You Afraid Of The Dark?", "Hey Arnold", "All That", "Kenan and Kel" and "Clarissa Explains it All" just to name a FEW. Today, they've created the shows that make us all puke such as "iCarly", "Big Time Rush", and "Spongebob Squarepants". They cancelled all TV shows that all the kids watched. Nick-Toons was the original old-school channel for Nickelodeon used for Teenage Robot and other old stuff. Today, it is puke-worthy "Dragon Ball" and "Avatar" and fukin sponsored show "Z Force" or whatever it's called. Recently this mindless channel made Teen Nick channel have old shows at midnight until 4 every night. As much as I appreciate it, it doesn't do good because I DON'T ENJOY GETTING NO SLEEP. There is also Nick Jr. which is sad because the shows are like "Bubble Guppies" and "Dora" come on I'm looking for like, Blue's clues or something! As you can see, Nickelodeon is a channel for people who suck and are under like 12 years old, never experiencing 90's nick. Know something? I'ma age 11 and well, I miss it too. I know ALL the shows, SAW THEM ALL as they always repeated in 2000-2001, and researched AND has a 17 year old sister, so I know 98% of what nick really was.

I MISS THE ORANGE SPLAT AND SNICK!
Kid: Did you see the new Victorious?

Me: No. Nickelodeon sucks
by Paper_Airplaner_5 December 27, 2011
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1980's - 1990's : A channel that used to ruled and had good shows like Ren & Stimpy, Hey Arnold, Rocko's Modern Life, All That, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters or Are You Afraid Of The Dark?.

Nowadays : A crappy commercial form of television that cancelled every good show, and which is now intended for dumb people with stupid gay shows like Zoey 101, Drake & Josh, iCarly, Ned's Declassified School Survive Guide, Victorious and ESPECIALLY Big Time Rush. To put it in another way : MTV Junior.
Me during the 90's : Nickelodeon rules. I never miss Ren & Stimpy.

Me nowadays: Nickelodeon sucks. I'll go back to my DVD's to see something cool.
by zoraisheik June 22, 2013
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A channel that everyone who grew up in the 90s has nostaglia for. Although they claim the cartoons were better, they actually were no better than today's cartoons, and they only remember them to be better because now they are older and are biased for the shows they grew up with and see how stupid the new ones are.
"Bring back the old Nickelodeon shows, sign the petitions"
by stghm June 07, 2006
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invented around 1863, a piano designed to play music by itself
The only sound on the deserted street came from the nickelodeon inside the saloon.
by Hazardous Material October 09, 2006
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A 1930's to 1950's (roughly)expression meaning a juke box, which was a machine usually located in diners or bars that played popular music singles on small 45 records. Most were large, streamlined, stylish speaker boxes with neon lighg bands and chrome. So called because of the company that made them, and the price of a song was a nickel.
Hey momma, lets fire up the ol' nickelodeon. I'm "In The Mood" (Popular song title of the time. Instumental "Big Band" song by Glen Miller.)
by G.H. Hadden May 03, 2005
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The channel for kids ages 5-17. It has shows such as spongebob, fairly odd parents and icarly. It also aired classics such as rugrats doug kablaam ahh real monsters and catdog. It is full of fun for most ages. There is an orange loge that has been changed over teh years.
Nickelodeon is the best channel ever.
by The Tree7635 August 22, 2009
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