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Why do I hate Nickelback so much? They perpetuate the sadness of honoring mediocre and un-original non-creative music. Because of their unwillingness to actually think, the mindless masses are not forced to actually use their minds and demand better. Nickelback is a clear-cut example of why our art is in a state of stale, regurgitated darkness, and the true artists are forced to remain on the underground circuit. The longer this goes on, the worse our kids will have it.
random human - "I don't care what you say, I love Nickelback."
me - <tears>
by mazmonsters October 11, 2010
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A band that some people hate and other people "hate". But seriously, Nickelback isn't THAT bad. I would much rather listen to them than what some elitist music snobs and critics call good music. Some people might genuinely dislike their music, but many others dislike them because it's the cool thing to do and it makes them think that they're more sophisticated and intelligent because they like "better music". Why don't you roll over and let the internet and music critics stomp on the other side of your face?
"That band Nickelback isn't that good, but it's much better than what my hipster friend calls good music"
by Sudow00do November 25, 2011
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A band that should replace white noise torture at Guantanamo Bay because they're so horrible!
Timmy: Hey Stevie!
Stevie: Yeah?
Timmy: Wanna hear Nickelback's new LP?
Stevie: Okay!
*Nickelback starts playing*
Stevie: OH GOD NO! MY EARS! AHH FAKKKK NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
by Little Jimmy Noobtron February 15, 2014
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To nickelback is to manually stimulate by means of the "peeler" while sobbing uncontrollably to garish music such as Nickelback.
"I can't believe mom caught me nickelbacking again. It is soooooo embarrassing."

"What a shitty day. I can't wait to go home and Nickelback."
by cutty024 December 15, 2012
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A truly awful band from Alberta, Canada. Their music is watered-down hard rock, overplayed (especially on the ROCK radio station near the place I live, and I'm from the United States), and, coincidentally loved by pop music fans, posers, and those with an untrained ear.

Often mislabeled as "post-grunge" or, I've heard someone label them this, and I just about flipped my lid, "grunge" even. They're not even close to being grunge, much less post-grunge.

If Nickelback is anything, they're another nu metal band that's trying to be as cool as Korn, Slipknot, or Limp Bizkit for that matter.
Nickelback fan: "OMG I love Nickelback! They're so awesome and hardcore! They're grunge, baby! Grunge!"
Smart person (sporting a Nirvana shirt): "You idiot. Go listen to the Melvins or Soundgarden or Green River if you wanna hear some real grunge."
by MlleRCCola February 20, 2012
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Lynyrd Skynyrd on meth.
Complete trailer trash like Nickelback.
by TOM(inator) July 26, 2011
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(n) A jewish rock band. They picked this name since they get the Nickelback.
Person 1: Hey, I am going to see Nickelback in concert.
Person 2: Isn't that a cheap ass jew band?
Person 1: Yup, thats them!!!
by EddiesBlackberry November 29, 2011
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-Noun
1. An asshole or douchebag; an all around sonuvabitch.
OR
2. Having a jarring or discordant sound; cacophonous.

The word is in direct reference to the abrasive Canadian rock band, Nickelback.

Can also be used as an adjective or verb.
She was forever being nickelbacked by his cuntish behavior.

The assholes and bullies of the world will never amount to anything other than lowly nickelbacks.
by MonikerJess July 27, 2012
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