Why do I hate Nickelback so much? They perpetuate the sadness of honoring mediocre and un-original non-creative music. Because of their unwillingness to actually think, the mindless masses are not forced to actually use their minds and demand better. Nickelback is a clear-cut example of why our art is in a state of stale, regurgitated darkness, and the true artists are forced to remain on the underground circuit. The longer this goes on, the worse our kids will have it.
random human - "I don't care what you say, I love Nickelback."
me - <tears>
by mazmonsters October 11, 2010
The act of willfully allowing your ears to be penetrated by a hairy dick. Loved by few hated by most.
Person a: nickelback hurt last night
Person b: personally I enjoy it
Person a: you gross shit
by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014
"Be right back, going for a nickelback."

"Your handwriting is nickelback."

"Hey, did you hear that nickelback Nickelback song?"
by KinkyJ October 28, 2012
Possibly the worst band in the entire history of music. I've got three reasons.

1. Canadians
2. Nu-Metal/Pop Rock
3. Canadians

This band has no talent. Im one of the unfortunate ones who had to listen to Nickelback once or twice.
Guy1 : Hey wanna suck on my balls?

Guy2 : Okay, but first let me put on some Nickelback.
by Grimes March 02, 2006
1. A non talent bland band that stole everything they could from previous rock bands.

2. A band formed by the biggest douche Chad Kroeger who has the ability to sing in the same range for every song and never write a song that sounds different from the others
Hey man did you hear that Metallica teaser performed by Nickelback? yeah they couldn't finish the song!
by humpdydumpty August 06, 2011
When something is terrible. An experience that makes you feel like you want to be doing anything else besides that activity you are doing.
Man this class is so Nickelback right now! I have got to get out of here.
by Cannon33 November 27, 2011
Normally a homosexual act of leaving a small deposit of semen mixed with faeces left on the other males back after anal penetration. Generally similar in size & colour to a nickel.
I gave him (or my lover) a Nickelback.
by MarkyGeeGeee June 11, 2009
A truly awful band from Alberta, Canada. Their music is watered-down hard rock, overplayed (especially on the ROCK radio station near the place I live, and I'm from the United States), and, coincidentally loved by pop music fans, posers, and those with an untrained ear.

Often mislabeled as "post-grunge" or, I've heard someone label them this, and I just about flipped my lid, "grunge" even. They're not even close to being grunge, much less post-grunge.

If Nickelback is anything, they're another nu metal band that's trying to be as cool as Korn, Slipknot, or Limp Bizkit for that matter.
Nickelback fan: "OMG I love Nickelback! They're so awesome and hardcore! They're grunge, baby! Grunge!"
Smart person (sporting a Nirvana shirt): "You idiot. Go listen to the Melvins or Soundgarden or Green River if you wanna hear some real grunge."
by MlleRCCola February 20, 2012

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