Why do I hate Nickelback so much? They perpetuate the sadness of honoring mediocre and un-original non-creative music. Because of their unwillingness to actually think, the mindless masses are not forced to actually use their minds and demand better. Nickelback is a clear-cut example of why our art is in a state of stale, regurgitated darkness, and the true artists are forced to remain on the underground circuit. The longer this goes on, the worse our kids will have it.
random human - "I don't care what you say, I love Nickelback."
me - <tears>
by mazmonsters October 11, 2010
The act of willfully allowing your ears to be penetrated by a hairy dick. Loved by few hated by most.
Person a: nickelback hurt last night
Person b: personally I enjoy it
Person a: you gross shit
by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014
"Be right back, going for a nickelback."

"Your handwriting is nickelback."

"Hey, did you hear that nickelback Nickelback song?"
by KinkyJ October 28, 2012
Possibly the worst band in the entire history of music. I've got three reasons.

1. Canadians
2. Nu-Metal/Pop Rock
3. Canadians

This band has no talent. Im one of the unfortunate ones who had to listen to Nickelback once or twice.
Guy1 : Hey wanna suck on my balls?

Guy2 : Okay, but first let me put on some Nickelback.
by Grimes March 02, 2006
1. A non talent bland band that stole everything they could from previous rock bands.

2. A band formed by the biggest douche Chad Kroeger who has the ability to sing in the same range for every song and never write a song that sounds different from the others
Hey man did you hear that Metallica teaser performed by Nickelback? yeah they couldn't finish the song!
by humpdydumpty August 06, 2011
When something is terrible. An experience that makes you feel like you want to be doing anything else besides that activity you are doing.
Man this class is so Nickelback right now! I have got to get out of here.
by Cannon33 November 27, 2011
1. An asshole or douchebag; an all around sonuvabitch.
2. Having a jarring or discordant sound; cacophonous.

The word is in direct reference to the abrasive Canadian rock band, Nickelback.

Can also be used as an adjective or verb.
She was forever being nickelbacked by his cuntish behavior.

The assholes and bullies of the world will never amount to anything other than lowly nickelbacks.
by MonikerJess July 27, 2012
Normally a homosexual act of leaving a small deposit of semen mixed with faeces left on the other males back after anal penetration. Generally similar in size & colour to a nickel.
I gave him (or my lover) a Nickelback.
by MarkyGeeGeee June 11, 2009

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