Why do I hate Nickelback so much? They perpetuate the sadness of honoring mediocre and un-original non-creative music. Because of their unwillingness to actually think, the mindless masses are not forced to actually use their minds and demand better. Nickelback is a clear-cut example of why our art is in a state of stale, regurgitated darkness, and the true artists are forced to remain on the underground circuit. The longer this goes on, the worse our kids will have it.
random human - "I don't care what you say, I love Nickelback."
me - <tears>
by mazmonsters October 11, 2010
An awesome band which invented a new way to mosh, instead of puching, punching and kicking, fans commonly bring rocks, rotten tomatoed or bad eggs to concert in order to throw at the lead singer, the person hat score the most headshots gets to have sex with chad's half-dead body. No one can refuse such a good reward.
Fan 1: "Hey did you go to that Nickelback concert last night?"
Fan 2: "Ye man, i ass-f*cked him after he was knocked out by a watermelon."
by adheherh April 08, 2010
Things that meet the absolute minimum requirement of acceptability.
Little Caesars is the Nickelback of pizza, or meatloaf is the Nickelback of entrees. So Nickelback would be acceptable if the only alternative was static.
by dharbin December 05, 2009
One of two things received by someone giving your mom a dime. We won't mention the other.
Then she gave me a nickelback.
by mofong0 March 14, 2010
When something is so bad, that even if it only cost a nickle, you'd still want it back...
So I saw that movie tonight... talk about a nickelback movie.
by Ziggy85 March 05, 2011
When you fuck a girl on a table and change sticks to her naked back and then she walks around with change all over her back.
"Dude, check out the nickelback on that chick I just banged!"

Oderus Urungus of Gwar likes to have a lot of coins in his dressing room so that the groupies he bangs end up with nickelbacks.
by Oderus Urungus of Gwar August 16, 2009
A band from Canada that used to be good. But, sold out to Mainstream Radio and literally became the worst band ever.
Josh: Hey David can I play you a song?

David: Sure.

(Josh plays "Because of You")

David: These guys are good. Who are they?

Josh: You know that horrible band Nickelback?

David: This is them isn't it?

Josh: Yeah.

David: *pissed off face*
by Bill the Patgoat October 24, 2010
1) When someone returns you a nickel (probably)
2) See mediocre
1) "Here's your Nickelback!", "Oh...thanks!"
2) Hahah, not Nickelback!
by TimFS December 27, 2004

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