Why do I hate Nickelback so much? They perpetuate the sadness of honoring mediocre and un-original non-creative music. Because of their unwillingness to actually think, the mindless masses are not forced to actually use their minds and demand better. Nickelback is a clear-cut example of why our art is in a state of stale, regurgitated darkness, and the true artists are forced to remain on the underground circuit. The longer this goes on, the worse our kids will have it.
random human - "I don't care what you say, I love Nickelback."
me - <tears>
The Worst band in the world.
Friend A- "Hey man, I just bought Nickelback's new CD!"
Friend B- "WOW. Your a douche."
the worst piece of shit ever to come from Canada. A scratchy voiced cock eater, Chad Kroger or some shit, sucked some giant squid genitals and became popular.
"SUCK A COCK LIKE ME," Chad, from nickelback
a band that has strategically attached itself to the easiest fanbase in the world to manipulate... the young American female. Now, they still have their share of tween males, but they own the brain of the young American female. It's why they are allowed to keep pumping out basically the same 2 songs, each with similar musical structures. They have the slow song...which features elementary guitar playing, and Chad Kroeger singing about some type of sadness that doesn't actually exist on Earth or the "remember high school" theme (a la Kenny Chesney). Then they take the slow song principles... speed up the guitar a little... and instead of sadness they go to the other end of the spectrum... and they sing about either a) unattainable fame... b) doing drugs (which they probably know nothing about)... or c) a combination of a + b with some type of sex added to it. By playing BOTH ends of the spectrum... young people (retards) and women go nuts because they think that makes Nickelback "musically diverse".... but in actuality they are very, very limited in what they can do with their instruments.
Just watch a video of them on Youtube. Watch how they make their guitar riffs look extremely hard... They always make that "this part is complicated" face when they are playing. But, if you take the time to actualy listen to the music it's the same basic notes over and over and over again.
The existence of Nickelback is unfortunate.
used to make one's ears bleed.
"Ugh, that noise is ballz! What IS that?"
"Nickelback! My ears! They're bleeding!"
An absolutely terrible band whose songs all sound exactly the same with slightly different words.
Widely regarded as the worst band of all time, (Nickelback) has been tormenting those who have tuned into the radio for the better part of the early century.
Green Day pulled a Nickelback on their dookie album in some respects, but at least their music was audible.
A trance like state generally brought on either by bashing one’s own skull with a mini-sledge hammer or by simply listening to any song by the band Nickelback. Side effects usually include but are not limited to: Vomitting, dizziness, confusion, inability to think on your own, lowered IQ, drooling, and extreme stupidity.
ex: Hey dude, I saw Eric the other day in a wheel chair drooling all over himself mumbling the words “this is how you remind me,” did he get in an accident or something?
Re: Nah man, he just bought the last Nickelback CD.
Normally a homosexual act of leaving a small deposit of semen mixed with faeces left on the other males back after anal penetration. Generally similar in size & colour to a nickel.
I gave him (or my lover) a Nickelback.