Why do I hate Nickelback so much? They perpetuate the sadness of honoring mediocre and un-original non-creative music. Because of their unwillingness to actually think, the mindless masses are not forced to actually use their minds and demand better. Nickelback is a clear-cut example of why our art is in a state of stale, regurgitated darkness, and the true artists are forced to remain on the underground circuit. The longer this goes on, the worse our kids will have it.
random human - "I don't care what you say, I love Nickelback."
me - <tears>
#nickelback #sucks #music #horrible #dumb #mindless #worst band ever
by mazmonsters October 11, 2010
v. In music, to play a single chord repeatedly in a Staccato fashion.
"Let's Nickelback our way back into the Chorus"

#staccato #legato #chord #guitar #palm mute
by icey_cuber July 20, 2008
The source of ALL evil.
"Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me..."
"Meh.. Nickelback's fault, dont take it personally!"
#nickelback #gay #crap #chad kroeger #horrible
by IHATENICKELBACK January 16, 2010
Fuckin shitty band with really annoying songs like "Rockstar", that song makes me want to shoot myself. It should be titled "The Song that Never Ends" because it does sound like the song that never fuckin ends!! Also all their songs sound exactly the same. Why are people calling them "nu-metal", they are not nu-metal they are fuckin "pop-mainstream sell-out SHIT"
"Have you heard the new Nickelback song?"

"Yeah, I heard it on the radio the other day & my ears started bleeding"
#nickelback #shit #pop #sell-out #mainstream
by Rammstein-fan September 06, 2009
the worst *$&^ band ever, just when i thought they couldn't of sold out any more (when u change something just for the money) they do it even worst the next time
dumb ass:you bought the new nickelback cd?

me:#%&$ no, they suck
#shitty #worst band ever #posers #dumb ass #retards
by SkIPpY666 November 23, 2005
the worst piece of shit ever to come from Canada. A scratchy voiced cock eater, Chad Kroger or some shit, sucked some giant squid genitals and became popular.
"SUCK A COCK LIKE ME," Chad, from nickelback
#pussies #niggers #shitballs #shit #canda #cock
by aassddfasdasd August 30, 2010
a band that has strategically attached itself to the easiest fanbase in the world to manipulate... the young American female. Now, they still have their share of tween males, but they own the brain of the young American female. It's why they are allowed to keep pumping out basically the same 2 songs, each with similar musical structures. They have the slow song...which features elementary guitar playing, and Chad Kroeger singing about some type of sadness that doesn't actually exist on Earth or the "remember high school" theme (a la Kenny Chesney). Then they take the slow song principles... speed up the guitar a little... and instead of sadness they go to the other end of the spectrum... and they sing about either a) unattainable fame... b) doing drugs (which they probably know nothing about)... or c) a combination of a + b with some type of sex added to it. By playing BOTH ends of the spectrum... young people (retards) and women go nuts because they think that makes Nickelback "musically diverse".... but in actuality they are very, very limited in what they can do with their instruments.
Just watch a video of them on Youtube. Watch how they make their guitar riffs look extremely hard... They always make that "this part is complicated" face when they are playing. But, if you take the time to actualy listen to the music it's the same basic notes over and over and over again.
The existence of Nickelback is unfortunate.
#nickleback #horrible music #worst band ever #canada #rock
by Chemistry Rules January 24, 2010
The Worst band in the world.
Friend A- "Hey man, I just bought Nickelback's new CD!"

Friend B- "WOW. Your a douche."
#nickelback #band #worst #bad #chad #kroeger #douchebags
by sideburnsofdeath June 12, 2009
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