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(N) Nick-kay-shun: The official cutting of all ties with the short twin who has a receding hairline and who is sexual in private but not in public, aka he tries to pass it off like he doesn't masturbate all the time, except he does because he can't get any. See also: Nukey Cabookie, My twin masturbates and I don't, Small penis and other genitalia, I like to mess with girls, I'd rather shove tampons up your nostrils, and I'm actually not bringing sexy back.
I can't even believe I dated a guy with a small penis...it's time for a Nickcation
by oohbabybaby11 December 28, 2010

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