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A teenage boy who look likes to pretend he's the next Mick Jagger. Wears a purity ring to omit a sense of righteousness among the hordes of pre-teen band worshipers who don't know any better. His vocals are more nasal, monotone and screechy than Miley Cyrus (neither which can carry a damn vibrato!). His guitar puts the modern music industry to shame (Keith Richards can kick his ass ANYDAY). Tweenies enjoy drolling over him, despite the fact that he looks like my grandfather's left nut.
Nick Jonas is a cocky, talentless, wanna-be singer/guitarist (note I didn't say lyricist. They do not write their own songs!) who hopefully will land in rehab somewhere
by Weezernatorr August 01, 2008
an incredible man with a huge dick that gives extreme pleasure to his wife.
katie loves nick jonas in bed ;D
by katiejonasbaby February 13, 2010
A complete fucking asshole who seems nice by donating money to diabetes but hes actually a selfish prick trying to get pussy out of it (thats you fucking Miley Cyrus)while covering up the fact that he fucks his brothers and other guys during his free time. truth be told he doesnt deserve to live and i want to crack his dome in half.
Nick Jonas loves to stare at twinks all day.

Diabetes is a terrible disease and i feel sorry for everyone who has it, except Nick Jonas.


I want to go fetus whip nick jonas with miley cyrus' first kid that she had at age 9.
by jesusplayswaterpoloallday November 30, 2008
Sexy curly haired singer with big muscles. Has the sexiest voice in the entire world and will one day marry a girl whos enitials are r d. yeeeaah ..
nick jonas: *every girls faints when he starts singing coz his voice is so sexy*
by i do pooo April 13, 2009
perfect in every way,amazing,beautiful <3 , senstive, *cough* my husband.
nick jonas = amazing.
by niccckj123 August 24, 2008
Man, Yesterday I totally got a Nick Jonas!
by Nunya Beeswax Foshizzlie January 02, 2009
A poser,sellout faggot who needs guitar and vocal lessons.
preppy teenager 1: "oh my god, nick jonas is soooo HAWT!!"

preppy teenager 2: " I know! and hes so good at guitar!"

metalhead: "go listen to some iron maiden you little skanks."
by crazy metalhead July 19, 2008