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15.
the diabetic monchichi of the band the jonas brothers. he is owned by disney and therefore forbiden of sex until marriage.
my favorite is nick jonas!

ew why?
by athanfromasia August 07, 2009
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16.
(1) A stupid 15 year old dude who sings in a retarded bubble gum pop band with his equally stupid brothers who all need to get singing lessons

(2) A retarded singer who broke up with Miley Cyrus an equally retarded singe who sounds like a countrified rabbit
Nick Jonas sucks and needs to get singing lessons
by Naught M.I. Realname June 28, 2009
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17.
A bitch that is part of the Jonas Brothers, who will one day get caught showering with his brothers, then cut by Disney. >:)
Nick Jonas has gay orgies with his brothers.
by N!©H01@$ June 05, 2009
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18.
The only member of the Jonas Brothers with remotely any talent. He lets this get to his head and has an outrageously large ego as a result of this, going so far as to say that other, more experienced artists in the music industry cannot sing (ex: BOB DYLAN! that fag nick jonas said BOB DYLAN can't sing!!!).
Nick Jonas is a stuck up douchebag who barely has any talent.
by AnimeGirl-Nikki February 08, 2010
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19.
a total mute with the inability to speak.
he usually will flow with the crowd whilst wearing a purity ring of some sort to cover the fact hes a sex driven maniac who enjoys child pornography.
"dude... my neighbour is really weird. hes a total nick jonas"
by merrrt May 21, 2009
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20.
1) A living God. Sex God, that is.
2) The most amazing, inspiring person you will ever hear of.
3) Not gay whatsoever, despite rumors that people believe.
4) Believed to have rekindled his flame with Miley Cyrus after preforming "Before the Storm" in Dallas, TX on their Summer 2009 tour, Jonas Brothers World Tour
Fan 1: Holy S*#( Nick Jonas is so hot.
Fan 2: The 'Rolling Stone' picture? Hotness on legs.

Fan 1: Did you hear about Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus?
Fan 2: Yeah. Niley's back.
by njjwantsme June 30, 2009
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21.
I am currently a student who graduated from YOUR ASS UNIVERSITY on a full ride scholarship for academics and I turned my tv on one night after studying and I saw A buttfucking gay who blew my cock into permanent hibernation. Now on to my definition: A worthless buttfuck of a person. Cant sing, play or act. He enjoys terrorizing the pop culture world along with his two cocksucking gay brothers.... but there is hope....the little prick is infected with type 1 diabetes and probably (hopefully) wont live to see 30. Be strong. He will be gone soon enough.
Example 1
Doctor: Im afraid you have type 1 diabetes.

Patient: Fuck Dammit!

Doctor: Yes I know, but there are options.

Patient: No thanks. I'd rather die than have anything in common with that buttfuck NICK JONAS!

Example 2
Doctor: The only way to cure your penis cancer is to shove a glass rod up your penis hole and smash it.

Patient: You mean you have to give me a....Nick Jonas?
by Kyle Porna October 04, 2009
130 170