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15.
a total mute with the inability to speak.
he usually will flow with the crowd whilst wearing a purity ring of some sort to cover the fact hes a sex driven maniac who enjoys child pornography.
"dude... my neighbour is really weird. hes a total nick jonas"
by merrrt May 21, 2009
 
16.
I am currently a student who graduated from YOUR ASS UNIVERSITY on a full ride scholarship for academics and I turned my tv on one night after studying and I saw A buttfucking gay who blew my cock into permanent hibernation. Now on to my definition: A worthless buttfuck of a person. Cant sing, play or act. He enjoys terrorizing the pop culture world along with his two cocksucking gay brothers.... but there is hope....the little prick is infected with type 1 diabetes and probably (hopefully) wont live to see 30. Be strong. He will be gone soon enough.
Example 1
Doctor: Im afraid you have type 1 diabetes.

Patient: Fuck Dammit!

Doctor: Yes I know, but there are options.

Patient: No thanks. I'd rather die than have anything in common with that buttfuck NICK JONAS!

Example 2
Doctor: The only way to cure your penis cancer is to shove a glass rod up your penis hole and smash it.

Patient: You mean you have to give me a....Nick Jonas?
by Kyle Porna October 04, 2009
 
17.
The hottest Jonas Brother. He writes most of their music, and is the lead vocalist. He also plays the piano and guitar and drums. He is known for his super curly hair and adorable smile. Many people hate him, but they're really just jealous. He has diabetes and does all sorts of charity work to raise awareness for it. He is really serious, and has been linked romantically to Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez.
Hannah: I think I'm going to marry Nick Jonas.

Courtney: Dream on. He's way out of your league.
by Zhiana Elle August 24, 2009
 
18.
the diabetic monchichi of the band the jonas brothers. he is owned by disney and therefore forbiden of sex until marriage.
my favorite is nick jonas!

ew why?
by athanfromasia August 07, 2009
 
19.
Amazing. What else is there to say??????
"I never, trust a dog to watch my food, and I like to use the word Dude! as a noun or an adverb or an adjective..." OMG I'm totally falling in love with Nick Jonas right there!
by askjdawkojf April 07, 2011
 
20.
A teenage boy who look likes to pretend he's the next Mick Jagger. Wears a purity ring to omit a sense of righteousness among the hordes of pre-teen band worshipers who don't know any better. His vocals are more nasal, monotone and screechy than Miley Cyrus (neither which can carry a damn vibrato!). His guitar puts the modern music industry to shame (Keith Richards can kick his ass ANYDAY). Tweenies enjoy drolling over him, despite the fact that he looks like my grandfather's left nut.
Nick Jonas is a cocky, talentless, wanna-be singer/guitarist (note I didn't say lyricist. They do not write their own songs!) who hopefully will land in rehab somewhere
by Weezernatorr August 01, 2008
 
21.
The most amazing guy in the universe who will NEVER have sex until he's married. Ignore all the hate definitions from losers who will probably never get a girlfriend and are just jealous. He has an amazing voice and plays the instruments awesomely! He is the youngest in the best band in the world... JONAS BROTHERS!!! <333
Nick Jonas gave a very lucky fan a hug.
by jonas luvas August 30, 2008