Nick Jonas is usually found running from screaming girls, drinking Starbucks {Yummy}, on stage, or chilling with his brothers or awesome body gaurd.

Usually the object of teen girls fantasies.

Sometimes called gay because he has fashion sence.{hesnotgay}

Honestly the one thing thats hotter than Florida in July.
omg nick Jonas sings like an angel.

omfg his is one

omg i love nick jonas's hair
by nickoobadoo May 20, 2008
(1) A stupid 15 year old dude who sings in a retarded bubble gum pop band with his equally stupid brothers who all need to get singing lessons

(2) A retarded singer who broke up with Miley Cyrus an equally retarded singe who sounds like a countrified rabbit
Nick Jonas sucks and needs to get singing lessons
by Naught M.I. Realname June 28, 2009
A bitch that is part of the Jonas Brothers, who will one day get caught showering with his brothers, then cut by Disney. >:)
Nick Jonas has gay orgies with his brothers.
by N!©H01@$ June 05, 2009
a total mute with the inability to speak.
he usually will flow with the crowd whilst wearing a purity ring of some sort to cover the fact hes a sex driven maniac who enjoys child pornography.
"dude... my neighbour is really weird. hes a total nick jonas"
by merrrt May 21, 2009
I am currently a student who graduated from YOUR ASS UNIVERSITY on a full ride scholarship for academics and I turned my tv on one night after studying and I saw A buttfucking gay who blew my cock into permanent hibernation. Now on to my definition: A worthless buttfuck of a person. Cant sing, play or act. He enjoys terrorizing the pop culture world along with his two cocksucking gay brothers.... but there is hope....the little prick is infected with type 1 diabetes and probably (hopefully) wont live to see 30. Be strong. He will be gone soon enough.
Example 1
Doctor: Im afraid you have type 1 diabetes.

Patient: Fuck Dammit!

Doctor: Yes I know, but there are options.

Patient: No thanks. I'd rather die than have anything in common with that buttfuck NICK JONAS!

Example 2
Doctor: The only way to cure your penis cancer is to shove a glass rod up your penis hole and smash it.

Patient: You mean you have to give me a....Nick Jonas?
by Kyle Porna October 04, 2009
the diabetic monchichi of the band the jonas brothers. he is owned by disney and therefore forbiden of sex until marriage.
my favorite is nick jonas!

ew why?
by athanfromasia August 07, 2009
A teenage boy who look likes to pretend he's the next Mick Jagger. Wears a purity ring to omit a sense of righteousness among the hordes of pre-teen band worshipers who don't know any better. His vocals are more nasal, monotone and screechy than Miley Cyrus (neither which can carry a damn vibrato!). His guitar puts the modern music industry to shame (Keith Richards can kick his ass ANYDAY). Tweenies enjoy drolling over him, despite the fact that he looks like my grandfather's left nut.
Nick Jonas is a cocky, talentless, wanna-be singer/guitarist (note I didn't say lyricist. They do not write their own songs!) who hopefully will land in rehab somewhere
by Weezernatorr August 01, 2008

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