fat chode that sits on his ass all day playing xbox (which he sucks at.)who has no life and will never get girls mostly because of his tiny shlong.
stop being such a nick.

that dude was such a nick
by raven 123 June 21, 2013
a gay, transvestite or sexually confused male. Usually suffers extreme mental and physical disorder.
The word can be used litterally or offensively.
"your a bit of a Nick"
"Shut up you stupid Nick"
"oh my jesus i am so sad! my only son has turned out to be a Nick"
by jesus_brap November 20, 2012
usually a member of a screemo band, he like his penis to be 9 inches, also he loves to skate and is in love with his hair. hes also a sweet guy *with feelings* and likes to have long relationships. he is a great boyfriend.
Look hes a nick! Oh he must be in a screemo band!
by canolilover July 10, 2011
Probably the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. He will consecutively feel up and make out with any girl he can get his hands on. No one should ever associate with or date him. He will stick his hands and/or face up your shirt, down your pants, and in any crevice he can find. Seems to think that second base comes before first. Generally, he will touch a girl's boobs, make out with her about a week later, stop associating with her once she refuses to touch his dick, and then move on to another girl, although he was probably already making out with her before he stopped associating with the previous girl. He is a disgrace to all mankind and never thinks he's the problem when anyone is mad at him.
Girl 1: Wait, when did you make out with Nick?

Girl 2: We kissed on February sixth and started making out on valentine's day.

Girl 1: He touched my boobs on February seventh!
by MingMing March 05, 2013
A man who is so stupid they are called nick.
*stands in fire*
*healer is using healbot only*
by Nick696969 October 07, 2011
1. someone who is fucked up, good for nothing and a disgrace to the people known as man.
2. To nicks is to eat orange while having a heavy make up on the fugly shitty face.
e.g. 1: hey guys, look! here comes the unwanted nicks.
e.g. 2: everybody in the campus knows that Sohai's favourite past time is to nicks with that group of sluts
by orange77 May 13, 2008
A bucktoothed, short, pignosed, chubby, douchbag. He has blonde scraggly hair most of the time. Yet for some reason he ussually has the most beautiful blue eyes in the world! He is an ass who will pretend not to like you to "test" you. Then when you make out with someone else, otherwise called "moving on" he gets pissed as hell. Ussually he has anger management and adha. If you dont know what this means, it means that he is a freaking phycopath who will cut you if he forgets his meds. No joke. He likes to cuddle at the movies and scare the living shit out of you making you pee your pants. Then he will laugh. This means that you will never go to a scary movie with him again. Ever. He will never talk to you in fron of his friends because, supposedly, he is too much of a "baller" to care. Truthfully he is just a pussy ass white boy who has no swag. Just Saying Watch out for them Nicks. (He may have good taste in music and sing to you, but will not do it well. He may also look up the videos to see titties because he is a sick ass pervert.) He has a small dick to none. Just saying.

This does not apply to all Nicks. No gureentee.
Girl: Uhgg who is that sicko that keeps staring at my tits?
Other Girl: UH OH!! That looks like a Nick . . . RUN!!
by sexybeast1&2 April 13, 2012

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