A teenage boy who look likes to pretend he's the next Mick Jagger. Wears a purity ring to omit a sense of righteousness among the hordes of pre-teen band worshipers who don't know any better. His vocals are more nasal, monotone and screechy than Miley Cyrus (neither which can carry a damn vibrato!). His guitar puts the modern music industry to shame (Keith Richards can kick his ass ANYDAY). Tweenies enjoy drolling over him, despite the fact that he looks like my grandfather's left nut.
Nick Jonas is a cocky, talentless, wanna-be singer/guitarist (note I didn't say lyricist. They do not write their own songs!) who hopefully will land in rehab somewhere
by Weezernatorr August 01, 2008
Top Definition
(1) A stupid 15 year old dude who sings in a retarded bubble gum pop band with his equally stupid brothers who all need to get singing lessons

(2) A retarded singer who broke up with Miley Cyrus an equally retarded singe who sounds like a countrified rabbit
Nick Jonas sucks and needs to get singing lessons
by Naught M.I. Realname June 28, 2009
the biggest fag on the planet
person one: name a popular fruit

person two: Nick Jonas
by th3 newvoltaire August 02, 2010
Gay.
ex. That fag is so Nick Jonas.
by Ilikerape October 05, 2009
Fag. :D
Nick Jonas is gay. :)
by My ass teehee March 12, 2009
A bitch that is part of the Jonas Brothers, who will one day get caught showering with his brothers, then cut by Disney. >:)
Nick Jonas has gay orgies with his brothers.
by N!©H01@$ June 05, 2009
I am currently a student who graduated from YOUR ASS UNIVERSITY on a full ride scholarship for academics and I turned my tv on one night after studying and I saw A buttfucking gay who blew my cock into permanent hibernation. Now on to my definition: A worthless buttfuck of a person. Cant sing, play or act. He enjoys terrorizing the pop culture world along with his two cocksucking gay brothers.... but there is hope....the little prick is infected with type 1 diabetes and probably (hopefully) wont live to see 30. Be strong. He will be gone soon enough.
Example 1
Doctor: Im afraid you have type 1 diabetes.

Patient: Fuck Dammit!

Doctor: Yes I know, but there are options.

Patient: No thanks. I'd rather die than have anything in common with that buttfuck NICK JONAS!

Example 2
Doctor: The only way to cure your penis cancer is to shove a glass rod up your penis hole and smash it.

Patient: You mean you have to give me a....Nick Jonas?
by Kyle Porna October 04, 2009
A poser,sellout faggot who needs guitar and vocal lessons.
preppy teenager 1: "oh my god, nick jonas is soooo HAWT!!"

preppy teenager 2: " I know! and hes so good at guitar!"

metalhead: "go listen to some iron maiden you little skanks."
by crazy metalhead July 19, 2008

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