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A simpleton, an absolutely failure in the game of life. Someone who would crash his scooter into a parked smart car. He who is a Nick Canning, is worse off than those aboard the Failboat... They crash land in the land of pure fail and writhe in the torment of a thousand fails.
"Haha, you suck!"
"Oh yeah... Well... Well your stupid!"
"Wow... Your such a Nick Canning"
(2nd guy leaves crying)
by Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

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