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A phrase used to describe someone's epic fail. This expression comes from the moment in the game Super Smash Bros Melee in which an epic pokémon is expected to come out and fucking rape the opponents, but goldeen pops out of the poke-ball and does nothing. Instead your shit gets smashed off the stage.
Brosef: "So I was laying next to my GF texting when my phone slipped out of my hand, fell on her face, and broke her nose."

Da'man: "Nice Goldeen!"
by PunkMasterGFunk December 08, 2010

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