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the new star of brazilian football.
Equally skilled than their compatriots Ronaldinho and Ronaldo, Neymar plays for FC Barcelona in Spain. This call to become the next great player from Brazil in the 2014 World Cup. Regates improbable, shots are accurate and genius Neymar cover letter!
If Messi and towards the front of Barcelona was dangerous, now with the arrival of Neymar, the team is shaping up much more powerful on offense!
by yoyobanton September 18, 2013
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A Neymar is a land dolphin. It can be seen in its natural habitat diving in the 18 yard box, trying to draw a penalty for Messi.
Neymar is such a dolphin im surprised he does not live in a pool.
by Ronaldo Ubhi June 14, 2014
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Brazilian football star known for breaking ankles
get the medic over here his ankles are broken

neymar pls dont break my ankles
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A diver who should be a swimmer.
Neymar is really good at swimming!
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