Quite possibly the worst company known to mankind, just slightly better than the tobacco industry. Notorious for doing nothing against hackers that ruin their games, and for twiddling their thumbs while crippling lag makes their games unplayable. Whenever players ask for such major problems to be fixed, they are promptly ignored and are instead offered a half-assed appeasement, usually in the form of useless gear.
A soldier is bleeding to death from a gun shot
Soldier: "Help! Medic! I need a medic over here!"
Nexon replies "A gun shot? Well how about some ice cream with rainbow sprinkles?"
Soldier responds "Um did'nt you here me? I'm dying here!"
Nexon responds "Oh oh ok, right right. Here how about a some balloon animals? And they can be yours for only $25!"
An evil company that is responsible for the highly addictive game MapleStory. Which is responsible for 20% of the hobos in this country.
Darn, I don't have any money to buy Nexon cash with, I'll go steal my mothers credit card!
A greedy company who likes to brainwash kids to steal money from their mommies purses to buy NX, for purchasing pixelized items, which expire.
Slang for the word 'fail'.
I didn't study for my test, so I Nexon'd.
Person A: Why didn't you show up for the party yesterday?
Person B: I accidentally locked my keys in my car.
Person A: Dude..you totally Nexon.
A illicit drug that is mixed with dried dog meat, dried kimchi, ground tobacco and white chalk powder. Imported illegally from South Korea, it is popular with lifeless gamers, koreanophiles and hippies who are worn from usual dose of marijuana.
20 g dried dog meat
10 g dried kimchi, grounded or whole
5 g dried tobacco
1 g white chalk powder
any white paper for wrapping (2 cm * 6 cm works the best)
1. Grind the pieces of dog meat, kimchi and dried tobacco together in a mixer for 30 seconds.
2. Carefully sprinkle the chalk powders evenly around the mix.
3. Wrap the paper around the mix in a cigarette-style roll.
Gamer: Whoa, I got high after having a dose of Nexon when I finished playing Maplestory.
Nexon is a communistic corporation and current holders of the online franchise Maple Story
. Nexon is notorious for being "greedy" and "money-hungry," where the purchasing of NX Cash
is deemed a "scam." However, the purchasing of said NX Cash is actually the first step in their plan to rule the world, being a so-called "treaty" between the company and player. Nexon has also released Kart Rider and Audition, both with the same NX Cash system. See Maple Story
, and Kart Rider
for their respective ideals.
Edith cursed Nexon for charging his mother's PayPal account with $4,352.00 in the past month.
Creator of Maplestory and a variety of other MMORPGs. They are known for profiting off a kid's addiction to their game and taking advantage of the situation by offering their NX cash.
Nexon has awful customer service. In fact, if you log a ticket (Nexon's way of getting in touch with them) to give feedback about the game they will automatically close it.
Nexon is also known for its incompetence. They continuously extend server check and patch updates. Furthermore, bugs and glitches are always present throughout the game, mainly including random disconnecting.
The company's incompetence does not end there. Hackers can easily penetrate their defences. Hackers rampage Maplestory by duping items, inflating prices, and demeening efforts of legit players.
Nexon is not worthy of Maplestory.
A fail company that started Mabinogi
, Maple Story
, and Combat Arms
, and a few others in a work in progress. They've forced down to delete countless private servers and pissed off many players. In Maple Story
, they've forced people to buy items from their Cash Shop, thus making Fox make a news broadcast about the online game. Though it was ineffective, that's another story.
Nexon is, so far, the only gaming company that has pissed me off. And I'm easy to impress.