Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity. Usually found on the girlfriends of spotty teenage wankers who clearly aren't getting the job done as well as you could and are wasted on him, the stupid, ugly twat.
Text Message : - There is a spotty little twat on the train with his girlfriend. You know the score, perfect little arse, wearing fuck all and sporting a pair of Newton Beaters. Why is he out and about and not at home shagging her? Queer.