b) A person who spends way too much time looking for news online.
c) A person who is so addicted to news that he/she, if left with no other option, would rather sell his/her body in exchange for news than go without it.
Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!
Emails are sent from firstname.lastname@example.org. We'll never spam you.
Log in with Facebook to save your favorite definitions
and share them with friends.