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After finsihing sexual intercourse, release your load in as many places as possible, trying to spread the substance is multiple locations, at the conclusion, ask your partner if she would like a "New Job".When she states Yes, you tell her 'Your new job is too clean all of this shit up and get the hell out".
Becky I heard you got a Newjob last night !
by Peter C.D December 10, 2005

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