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Well... where do we start? Newhaven is a small town on the south coast of Great Britain, if you were to 'Google' Newhaven, it would come up with Newhaven fort, this is Newhaven's *only* tourist attraction.

It's a good thing that Newhaven only has one tourist attraction because its such a terrible place, people don't want to have a nice picnic on a picnic bench with there nan because

1. the chances are, they'll be mugged then beaten up whilst being raped, for there nice brie in the picnic and

2. All of the picnic benches are "out of order" either ripped from there foundations, dissected into the metal and wood bits, the metal bit is sold as scrap metal and the wood is used for the fire at one of newhavens 24 (and counting)rubbish pubs. Rubbish is a nice word to sum up the pubs in newhaven

Traditionally, it's a fishing town with a big fish market, now its just full of old moody overweight people who get up at 10 in the morning, go down to the pub, have 3 pints and whinge about the weather or something... ohh, and eat pork scratchings.

The whole port is owned by the french (doesn't that explain alot now).

Nothing much happens in Newhaven, just the odd murder, suicide and rnli launch.
"whats newhaven"
"newhaven lifeboat saved me"
"i caught rabies during my stay at newhaven"
by mrtreeboy222 December 27, 2011
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A little city with ridiculous ghettos but also million+ dollar homes...yalies and homeless people share the downtown. Known for amazing pizza and Toads
"New Haven used to be the 7th poorest city in the country"
by from the nice part of nh February 15, 2005
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One of the few places in America where rich white kids and poor black men cooexist.
New Haven is where Uncle Tom goes to die.
by Tobey January 10, 2006
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A small city in Southern Connecticut that is being bought out by Yale University. There are rich sections like Beaver Hill, Westville, East Rock, The Cove, and of course the Yale area. Then there are the hoods, The Ville, Hill, Tre, Tribe, Jungle, Eastern Circle, the G, the 2-5, and some others I forgot. Downtown is full of boutiques and stores at which only Yalies shop. There are tons of public high schools and one prep school, Hopkins. It is ghetto and there are gangs and drugs on every corner but out of state gangsters don't respect the hustling that is going on in New Haven. I wouldn't either, lol. It's pretty safe. Sure it's no Southport, but people shouldn't be afraid of it.
"My mom says I can't go to New Haven --I'll get shot"
"Please girl, you're crazy, nothing is going to happen to you. You can get shot in Westport too."
by sososweet203 December 02, 2006
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Dumbass, nobody calls it "The Haven"
I've been living here for 17 years.
Hillhouse HS is the shittyest school in NH!
by One toasted cracker! October 18, 2004
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A cool city in Connecticut, feels kind of like a scaled down mix of Philly and Brooklyn, has some bad areas but many nice areas as well. New Haven is also home to one of the most prestigious schools in the world, Yale University, and has great art, music, and food.
I live in New York and New Haven pizza is worth the drive.
by CupBdown March 02, 2008
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PIZZA. pepe's, the spot, sally's, bar, dayton street. Downtown where the meatheads roam and 16 year old girls show ID's made of paper to go to alchemy, oracle, nikkita, gotham, sci-fi, ponchos. quinnipiac kids welcome, yale kids stay at the f'in library. ball at edgewood park during the day, concerts on the green every saturday night, rest in peace new haven coliseum. you have cross, hillhouse, career high schools, SCSU, the farnham house, slums, bums, million dollar cribs, champagne hoes with kool-aid money. The dopest city in CT, elm city baby 203.
where a 2 hour wait on wooster street is nothing for pepe's clams casino: New Haven.
by jr. hoodnut February 09, 2006
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the 4th most violent city in America
I got shot in New Haven, Connecticut.
by shannonigans23 May 25, 2011
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