NewJersification 

To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - acrylic 'fingernails' which soon cover only half the actual nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or her perfect, essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh a nudduh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.

Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .

NewJersification by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2023

mein neger 

"My Nigga" in German.

Guttentag , mein neger.

mein neger by Danterahi October 5, 2016

din mor er neger 

Larses mor er neger

lars: hvaså monobryn

Noah: Din mor er neger

din mor er neger by lars din mor er neger September 22, 2020

newgrounds 

The epitamy of all flash sites. Originally started in 1996 by Tom Fulp, the site was originally made to showcase his work. These include: FDA, Tellytubbie funland, and Pico, among others. The site later grew, and in it's growth needed more people to help run it. Tom's brother Wade joined, and other programmers and administrators have since come in and gone out. The site has since become a place where anyone can submit flash. Currently, it also includes an audio portal, where musicians can submit music which flash artists can use in their flash for free. Also, it has a bbs, which is a great asset to the site. It now includes such internet phenomenons as All Your Base and badger badger badger. It also includes amazingly fantastic series such as Salad fingers, eskimo bob, xombie, xiao xiao, assasin, miss dynamite, Klaymation, and countless others Some authors that have thier own websites, such as Legendaryfrog or Weebl sumbit much of their flash to Newgrounds, in hopes of attaining more people who will visit their website. Some of my favorite authors are: Knox (for his klaymation), legendaryfrog (for basically everything), jotandjab (retarded animal babies), David Firth (salad fingers series, with a few other outside flashes here and there), iwillpress (foamy), and more than i can fit. If you are looking for entertainment on the internet, Newgrounds comes out on top. Because it is constantly growing with hilarious, amazing, or truly innovative flashes (Interactive boogie anyone?), Newgrounds has years worth of entertainment on one free site.

Tom Fulp, who runs newgrounds, is almost finished with his PS2/gamecube game, alien hominid.

newgrounds by thegreatmonkey October 28, 2004

newgends 

A german kid that doesn't get the joke

A german kid walks up your campsite and wants to hangout with you, you accept. You tell the kid a joke and he doesn't understand it, you then say: "fucking newgends"

solves everything belief me

newgends by The Godfatherrrrrrrr June 30, 2009

neger 

the swedish word for nigger

dumma neger du griefa mitt hus

neger by flavv May 23, 2019

newgrounds 

A kick ass web site with flash animations, games, movies, parodies, celeberty deaths, striper sims, stick figure combat, and more.

I spent 8 hours at newgrounds.com and didn't finish my english report.

newgrounds by mad at the world February 27, 2003