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When your masterbating you jizz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. Therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.
My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"
by creamaramher July 07, 2010