Due to the Scruffy, horrible, Bad mouth Ingrate's that inhabit the area. The football is a Joke which is funny because they used to have some of the best players to play in the premier league and now.. Well there ''Shit''
Lets Face it. Newcastle is a Fucking Joke. Thank you Geordie Tramps, you ruined a Good Place.
"Dude, New Castle is right down the road".
"It would be a quicker trip if we detoured through The Castle".
"Fuck that shit man, I'll drive the extra hour".
"Hmmm, how about Sunderland?"
"No way, that place is a shithole. I would much rather visit the better city of Newcastle."
A suprising amount of Urban Dictionary, mine too, are influenced by Viz.
accomplice: OH shit, no prob, just go to new castle!