A large, grotesque beast best known for its slow movement speed and rancid odor. Very few accounts of the Newbus Ox exist, though it is believed the species went extinct as a result of natural causes sometime in the late 18th century.

The phrase "as weak willed as a Newbus Ox' became common slang in the United Kingdom at the turn of the 20th century.
Rusty the hunter would not shoot the Newbus Ox because such a kill lacked excitement and honor.
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Also known as Newbus Ox, Newbus is one of several Massive Champions (MC). Newbus and Lincolnshire, the two most massive champions, reside in the Minch, in northern Scotland. Their speed, mass, intelligence, fortitude, commitment, gumption, stamina, strength, talent, skill, and so forth are unmatched. They are capable of different levels of anger. A "level 1" will cause immediate death, while a "level 10" caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. They are older than recorded time. You will never be able to see these champions due to their massive size. Although it is often thought that the moon is the cause of Earth's tides, it is really Newbus and Lincolnshire, whose massive size creates a gravitaional pull causing the tides.
Newbus Ox is certainly a massive champion. Lincolnshire and Newbus are the two most massive of the Massive Champions MC
by Disciple April 13, 2004

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